Conversations I Rehearsed But Still Screwed Up - A Field Report From the Front Lines of Overthinking
Conversations I Rehearsed But Still Screwed Up
A field report from the front lines of overthinking
You planned it. You practiced it. You still panicked and said something weird about frogs.
This mini-guide is for the socially exhausted, the chronically overprepared, and anyone who replays every interaction like it’s a court deposition.
Conversations I Rehearsed But Still Screwed Up is a short, painfully relatable look at what happens when your brain goes rogue mid-sentence and leaves your confidence behind. From the pre-game pep talk to the post-convo cringe spiral, this book is a tribute to those of us who try very hard… and still say “You too” when someone says “Happy birthday.”
Inside You’ll Find:
- A survival map of awkward encounters
- Post-convo coping techniques (including hiding)
- Social deflection tactics for when the words fail
- No advice. No judgment. Just validation.
Perfect for:
- Overthinkers and late-night replayers
- Anxious introverts who rehearse every “Hi”
- Anyone still haunted by something they said in 2012
Because sometimes being social is like walking through emotional landmines in clown shoes. And we’re doing our best.
You had the script. You practiced the lines. Then your brain hit shuffle. This mini-guide is for anyone who's ever overprepared for a simple “Hey” and still walked away haunted. Equal parts cringe, comedy, and emotional damage report.